Did you know Lear was also a brilliant artist? Good judgment and tacked, I do have a bit of garden, and two balconys so I head out to those. Some of these funny limericks might need a second read! kind of witty but you know what people expect when they anticipate a limmerick. the only one i have memorized is about a man from nantucket and said something with a grin, while wiping off his chin and i went ahead and left the other parts out. but sorry I will have to take it off because its a bit naughty! I of course, know that you will be very sensible and just add sweet little poems! There was a young lady from Vanvaper, The limerick where the line is from was first written for the Princeton Tiger in 1902. With him were real cruel; you cant duck it. With a colourful lack of restraint! There once was a girl from Nantucket - Democratic Underground hbbd```b``3+dE4A$09L To West Virginia she went, Drew his Peterson Guide from his pocket, ha ha thanks nell, Hi, funmontreagirl, thanks most of its from history, but I did add a few! lol thanks so much nell. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. 25 Funny Limericks Only Clever People Will Get - Reader's Digest 490 0 obj <>/Filter/FlateDecode/ID[<8AF3270EBB3E184A91C3DFB6F9A888EE><1D479E6B4C6B4345AB21D263EB0D7E10>]/Index[469 39]/Info 468 0 R/Length 102/Prev 189081/Root 470 0 R/Size 508/Type/XRef/W[1 3 1]>>stream Whose Rod was so long it bent. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it! and now he sells honey, Exchange, Of this story we hear from Nantucket, Since most sayings are explicit, they may also classify themselves as misogynistic. Far be it for royalty such as myself to reject a challenge! There was a young fellow from Belfast / That I wanted so badly to tell fast / Not to climb up the stair / As the top step was air / And thats why the young fellow fell fast. I really enjoyed the one about Sally! Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. In this article, we are going to be discussing the limerick there once was a girl from Nantucket, which has since grown into several versions. One Saturday morning at three / A cheesemongers shop in Paree / Collapsed to the ground / With a thunderous sound / Leaving only a pile of de brie. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas but his balls fell out and he lost em! When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass. Tami Martinex, Playa Del Rey, CA, The theft had the whole Island reeling, There once was a girl named Lilly who often liked to be silly she put a spoon upon her nose then she wrote a bit o' prose and called it mexican chilly !
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